My Weekly PA Confession

Hi, my name is Demiera.
(Your turn)Hi Demiera!
I've...uh...(pause)
(Your turn again) C'mon Demiera, you can do it!! We did it!!
*Sigh* Well, I have a problem. I'm a...um...procrastinator. I've been a procrastinator for as long as I can remember. I just can't seem to help myself anymore. First I put off doing silly things like washing the dishes. Then it was phone calls. I even put this post off until the very last minute and I only wrote it to avoid doing something else!
(Gasp, sympathetic "awwww")
Way too perky moderator guy: Demiera, when's the last time you procrastinated?
Um...obviously I'm still doing it...
Way too perky moderator guy: We can help you fight the urge to put things off!
I can fight the urge myself. It's just that I'm waiting for the right time to actually start fighting.
Way too perky moderator guy: What better time than now?
Tomorrow. When I finish this post.

To be continued when I have something better to do...